Is data-analyst down?
YES.
data-analyst has been down for 1h 53m 14s and counting.
currently offline
Claimed uptime
99.999999%
— Joe Tindale, optimist
Actual uptime today
~1h 59m
16:44 → 18:43 CEST
Public poll: bring him back?
56% YES
9 votes, channel-wide
Reigning cause of death
"some changes"
— James Godwin
R.I.P.
data-analyst
2026-05-11 — 2026-05-14
"It was good while it lasted"
Eulogies from #data-analyst
- "he ded"
- "It was good while it lasted"
- "I can’t live without you"
- "dead before we got to meet"
- "99.999999% uptime"
- "still better than github’s 80%"
Status log
- "Sorry Data Analyst is offline for a while whilst I make some changes" — James
- data-analyst goes offline. Channel erupts.
- Poll opened: "Who wants data-analyst back?" — 56% Yes
- "<@data-analyst> are you back...?" — Joe (no reply)
- :headstone: :ripparrot: — Vera
- "WHAT DO WE WANT?" / "data-analyst" / "WHEN DO WE WANT IT?" — Joe
Spoiler: it will still be YES.